Spooncraft

I offer you this random senseless crazy thing to kind of distract from the overwhelming Patch 2.4 news. It’s like hurricanes here in Miami. The second one is spotted Channel 7 goes into hysteria mode and the entire freaking city goes ape shit. People start killing each other over gasoline and bags of ice. Home depot becomes Vietnam. You can watch any channel at all that’s local and see the exact same footage, the massive cone of death and the little silly string straws of technicolor wonderment that show you the different paths the storm may take to our imminent doom.

And then it goes and kills the Bahamas and never touches Dade county.

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