The Daily Fap: Why can’t my LAN party be this awesome?

So I’m actually going to a LAN party being hosted by some very close friends after Thanksgiving (expect video footage if I can get the lighting right) and I know for a fact it won’t be like this one. Scored these images off the internet and thought to myself, LAN parties around here usually involve BBQ – beer – massive trading of porn and other contraband. Russian LAN parties (or at least those held in the greater Eastern Europe area) seem to have a wider variety of attractions for their nerds than we do here in the states.