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They’re calling THIS a content patch?

Let me take off my happy-hat for little bit and drop some harsh reality on the site. You know when Dr. Jekyll goes and pops a few bottle sof vicodin and passes out on the waterbed and Mr. Hyde comes out to play.

What is this bullshit? I’m talking about Patch 3.2. We’re getting an instance that’s nothing but bosses. So basically we’re getting a grindable and extremely farmable bucket of raid gear. I’m intrigued to see the fights and to shit all over the encounters and collect my loot, but after that then what? Oh yeah we have the rest of the patch.

When did WoW lose its balls? When did this game turn into Animal Crossing with a combat system? Additions are being advertised as “New Mounts!” oooh doesn’t that get your mouth watering!? Not really, it’s the same old shit mount you had at Lv40 (which you can get at Lv20 now mind you…) and somebody wiped a crayola box on it.

So these aren’t new mounts, bullshit. These are recolored mounts. The same recycled crap we’ve seen since this party started 5 years ago. Sometimes they score good marks for good looking recolors like the new Sunreaver Dragonhawk mount. Funny, they’re giving us a dragonhawk mount now. Funny because the only other way to get a dragonhawk is to obtain a ridiculous amount of mounts to start with. OH THAT’S RIGHT! We’re playing animal Crossing now so you need to collect a bunch of pointless useless shit, like these retarded little raptor pets. I mean, is the art team even trying anymore? If I wanted to collect a bunch of bobble-headed precious moments figurines I’d play Pokemon. For the record; this is a cool mini pet. This isn’t:

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New Patch 3.2 Pets & Mounts

As far as the patch notes are concerned, you can buy the baby raptor pets from Breanni in Dalaran (the pet shop/stables right next to Krasus’ Landing). The rest of the pets one can only assume where they come from. Some of the mounts are pretty self explanatory like the Sunreaver Dragonhawk (which I hope is the new texture discovered).

Mounts

• All ground mounts had their cast time changed from 3 sec to 1.5 sec.
• Argent Charger has been added to the game.
• Argent Warhorse has been added to the game.
• Silver Convenant Hippogryph has been added to the game.
• Sunreaver Dragonhawk has been added to the game.
• Sunreaver Hawkstrider has been added to the game.
• Quel’dorei Steed has been added to the game.
• Ochre Skeletal Warhorse has been added to the game.
• Striped Danwsaber has been added to the game.
• Argent Warhorse has been added to the game.

Non-Combat Pets

• Summon Baby Pink Elekk has been renamed to Pint-Sized Pink Elekk
• Jade Panda Cub has been renamed to Jade Tiger.
• Calico Cat has been added to the game.
• Curious Oracle Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Curious Wolvar Pup has been added to the game.
• Shimmering Wyrmling has been added to the game.
• Macabre Marionette has been added to the game.
• Gundrak Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Ravasaur Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Leaping Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Obsidian Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Darting Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Razzashi Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Deviate Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Razormaw Hatchling has been added to the game.
• Onyx Panther has been added to the game.

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