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The Daily Fapp: God made Oktoberfest

If you’re visiting Spooncraft then you already know that there are few precious things that win me over with little to no effort: beer and women. With that said, here’s a little of both – and if you feel the undeniable urge to say how beer is garbage in the comments, you might want to reach up your ass and adjust those frilly panties of yours, I won’t tell your sister you borrowed them.

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The Fapp: Internet Police

I had a lot of clever shit to put here but let’s face it, we talk about what we know and I’m not going to be discussion nuclear fission right now. I finally found a plethora of good Fapp pictures that borderline on the risque and yet still not considered 100% porn. See then I wouldn’t be a gaming site anymore but at least I’d make some more money. Then again of course I’d have the internet police after me, but if they employ enforcers similar to this little bombshell it’s a totally different story.

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The Fapp: Gilmore a Go Go

Been a while since the last Fapp post so let’s ease on into it again shall we? I promise to be gentle. So in lieu of enormous chests and round downright fantastical posteriors, here’s some candy for the imagination. I mean, who didn’t want to bang the Gilmore Girls?

Alexis Bledel’s a fashion model and actress. I was a little freaked out to find out that her parents are Mexican and Argentinian but apparently she comes from Danish immigrants to Argentina, and like me, English was not her first language. Keep an eye out, she’s going to be playing Becky again in Sin City 2 which is currently in production it seems. I still haven’t seen the first, is it worth catching?

Anyway, enjoy the Monday morning folks. I’ve got more posts to knock out, voice over work to finish, and Aion videos to record/publish; I promise the next fapp will be gratuitous and NSFW.

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The Fapp: What’s better than beer?

So what is better than beer? Beer coming from breasts of course! This is something pulled directly from every drunken conversation I’ve had, because it always ends up in boobs and thermal-dynamics. Just giving you folks a little laughter and debauchery on an otherwise uneventful Wednesday. Blizzcon is right around the corner as well as countless August birthdays (mine and my daughter’s included) and then there’s the next beta event for Aion too. Good thing we have beer on tap to help get us through the rough times here at Spooncraft HQ.

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It’s the Weekend Fapp!

This here is a random chick I know nothing about whom my wife actually found the picture of. She doesn’t know who this person is either, way to go internets!

In other news, there’s a bunch of shit going on about hunters and warlocks but it’s boring to read and even more boring to write. All you gotta know is that there isn’t anything amazing or spectacular happening anytime soon to hunters or warlocks.

Good news is I finally got myself an iPhone ever since I went swimming in the ocean with my last phone. Its a neat little phone but the most unique and enlightening thing I’ve experienced so far was the realization that I am one greasy motherfucker. There are smudge marks all over this bitch, its embarrassing. Its like I just dipped my hands in crisco and started smearing my fingers across the screen.

Also I finally got around to rendering and editing all those Aion videos I took during the last closed Beta event which will be up on the You Tube page (SUBSCRIBE GODDAMNIT!) and probably here on this site directly very soon. You Tube likes to take damn near 4 fucking hours per upload, probably so they can screen the video and send the bad ones to their gas chambers in Neo Auschwitz.

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