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NCsoft’s Aion Vision Trailer, unimpressed.

So they have a trailer out right now for a speculated expansion for Aion. Let me tell you how people will react to this.

Fanboys and players that still find the game enjoyable are going to hype it up and blow everything way the fuck out of proportion. They’re going to cum in their pants over mounts in the game which should have been there from the start. They’re going to shit their pants and love it over the graphics, which at this point don’t impress me in the least since the odds are you’re going to need to drop a lot of money in order to build a PC capable of running this game, fuck even their little machinima trailer is choppy and lagged. Finally they’re going to start foaming at the mouth over the prospect of in game housing.

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