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Daily Fapp: Cammy & Vocaloid Dat Ass…

Spooner — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:42:12 +0000

God Bless the internet. I had these saved on the hard drive for a long time now. In finishing a little spring cleaning I decided to put them up here as well. As usual it’s NSFW for those that still bother to even have a little shame in the workplace and you’ll find the standard fare of Spooncraft offerings: girls cosplaying as Street Fighter characters and even one extra saucy bit of Vocaloid.

Daily Fapp: Feelin’ Blue?

Spooner — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:21:00 +0000

It’s been scientifically proven that men who look at breasts on a regular basis lead longer, healthier, and happier lives. The 2010 AVN Awards Show is taking place in Las Vegas this weekend at The Palms Casino Resort. I reckon with the growing depression in finances and other issues (shedding off 2009’s funk); a look at the biggest, roundest, and most voluptuous gazungas in adult entertainment was appropriate. These have graduated from breasts, to tits. It’s all in good fun so don’t get too worked up, if you want to read more iron rod up your ass writing, there are plenty of other WoW blogs out there that I won’t name because you know, drama.

The Daily Fapp: Sir Mixalot is my Messiah

Spooner — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:45:42 +0000

There are few songs in existence that invoke an undeniable urge for me to sing along – especially when I know every word and tone like I write the damn thing. Anyway let’s be honest, when guys see a girl walking past it’s inevitable and the rear is noticed, inspected, and probably dropped into the memory bank for later browsing. Big, small, round, brown, green, mean, oiled, and spoiled. We don’t normally discriminate. Enough smack talk and on to the bubble.

The Daily Fap: Happy Holidayz

Spooner — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:05:14 +0000

It’s a tradition. Every year for Christmas I pretty much just want one thing, and I’m sure all you guys out there are thinking the same thing. So let me wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. 2009 has been unbelievably rough for me and my family and 2010 is looking to be the best year of our lives. I hope you all pass these holidays with loved ones or at the least with a good bottle of spirits. Enjoy your last Fap of the year.

The Daily Fap: BWAHAHAHAHAHA-

Spooner — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:16:45 +0000

Peta.

Bunch of zealous fucking maniacs never to be treated with any credibility or taken seriously in the least. An animals life is not equal to the life of a human being. That’s just how it is. I’m offended at even the thought that some snooty douchebag dares to consider the life of my children is worth the same as that of our dinner. I’m well aware that not every Peta member is like that at all and I do strongly believe in humane treatment of animals and animal rights across the board. But when you have fire-bombings of buildings that injure and kill hundreds of people just working for a paycheck (not to mention all the animals inside) all in the name of the humane, well you can figure out something is wrong.

Here’s your picture for the day; yes that is indeed an advertisement for animal rights and it has a model posing naked holding a cross over her tits and nether regions while levitating inside a church while heavenly beams illuminate her and the ghosts of dead puppies stare on in amazement.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

The Daily Fap: How to melt snow…

Spooner — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:47:07 +0000

Well it was our three days of winter down here in South Florida, we’re not lucky enough to actually get seasons down here besides wet+hot, hot+hot, wet+wet, or construction. But I have heard from many friends that the snow is getting a little crazy around the nation (and Canada). So in the spirit of good will towards frozen appendages, I present a warm image of a sunny sandy beach and a gracious hostess.

The Daily Fap: Why can’t my LAN party be this awesome?

Spooner — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:57:47 +0000

So I’m actually going to a LAN party being hosted by some very close friends after Thanksgiving (expect video footage if I can get the lighting right) and I know for a fact it won’t be like this one. Scored these images off the internet and thought to myself, LAN parties around here usually involve BBQ – beer – massive trading of porn and other contraband. Russian LAN parties (or at least those held in the greater Eastern Europe area) seem to have a wider variety of attractions for their nerds than we do here in the states.

The Daily Fap: School’s back in session

Spooner — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:21:17 +0000

I have nothing clever or awesome to say here. But let’s just take a moment and remember high-school. Those were some of the most haze filled and debaucherous times of my life, nothing made those 4 years pass by quicker than the unbelievably hot girls that attended my school. Hell we didn’t have a uniform policy in high-school at all but damned if every single Halloween wasn’t completely full of skimpy barely-there skirts and thigh high socks.

The Fapp: Nintendo reigns supreme!

Spooner — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:35:38 +0000

This is probably why Nintendo is still ripping ass in the market for console sales and why I can’t get myself an old school NES system so I can teach my kids to game the right way on eBay without dropping $50+ easy.

Sexy curves on a woman who isn’t scrawny, big lips, and completely nude except for a Super Nintendo.

There really isn’t much more that needs to be said is there?

The Daily Fapp: God made Oktoberfest

Spooner — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:43:48 +0000

If you’re visiting Spooncraft then you already know that there are few precious things that win me over with little to no effort: beer and women. With that said, here’s a little of both – and if you feel the undeniable urge to say how beer is garbage in the comments, you might want to reach up your ass and adjust those frilly panties of yours, I won’t tell your sister you borrowed them.