WTF is going on in Post-Cataclysm Azeroth?

So in no particular order, here is some of the shit happening in Azeroth in all our old favorite zones after the great Cataclysm strikes. All of this information was gathered through various quests and the likes. Some stuff wasn’t implemented yet (NYI) which kind of sucks but you get the picture. (Also here is a picture of ONYXIA brought back from the dead, gonna enjoy that fucking fight baby…)

Blackrock Caverns:

• Goblins forged Deathwing’s metal plates here.
• The Twilight Hammer are experimenting on a captured Gronn by infusing it with dragon blood.
• Dragonspawn mobs are actually regular orcs and humans who have “ascended” into their new bodies.
• Corehounds are bred here.

Hyjal:

• Jarod Shadowsong has been captured by the Twilight Hammer.
• Fandral Staghelm needs to be escorted out of the Barrow Dens because he is going to be kidnapped.
• Ysera forces Ragnaros to return to the Firelands.
• Ragnaros and Deathwing are working together.

Westfall:

• Admiral Ripsnarl, Vanessa VanCleef, an ogre-magi, and a goblin rogue are the new bosses in Deadmines.
• The Defias Brotherhood is reborn.
• Sentinel Hill ends burnt down by the Defias.
• Air Elementals are escaping from a vortex here.
• There’s a spoof on CSI: Miami and they kill off a lot of NPCs us Alliance players know and love/hate (Old Blanchy).

Tanaris:

• The Southsea pirates make a comeback.
• The Goblins begin building their own naval fleet here.
• The Blood Elves set up their own version of the Explorer’s League.
• The Watchers (including Tyr and Loken) from Ulduar have a cameo outside of Uldum in a flashback quest.
• The trolls outside Zul’farrak are now dire trolls.
• There is a chain of arena quests in Gadgetzan.
• The goblins are recruiting the unfriendly ogres in the zone into the Horde.

Thousand Needles:

• Completely flooded. Deep abyssal underwater area in the old raceway full of jellyfish and other crazy things.
• The Gnomes and Goblins have joined together here to fight the new pirates in the zone and have built their own ship.
• Centaur are no longer in the zone because they can’t swim lol.
• Grimtotem tauren are fighting naga here.

Darkshire:

• The Night Watch intentionally became worgen to better defend the town. FUCK YEAR BADASS!
• The Nightmare Dragon here has disappeared and has been replaced by a group of Twilight Hammer cultists trying to infiltrate the Emerald Dream
• The undead here have re-grouped under a disgruntled Lich from Arthas’ old Scourge.

Redridge Mountains:

• The Blackrock Orcs have regrouped in this zone (being kicked out of Blackrock Mountain). They have new camps throughout and are being lead by a veteran from the First Horde.
• The bridge has been repaired.
• The naga have moved in and have enslaved the murlocs here.
• There’s a giant fish in the lake that must be killed in a quest.