Spooncraft

Let me catch you all up on what happened between 2:00PM yesterday and 9:00AM today.

• PTRs went down, then back up again. The collective lemmings of the press went bat shit bonkers over this but really it’s no big deal. Start swooning when Hortus makes a post saying “Thank you…” about the testing going down for good and expect the patch that week. But that’s thrown out the door when only minutes later Hortus posts “Hey on second thought, Kil’jaden is still bugged to all hell and we want you to test out more stuff!”
• It was my wife’s birthday & Carvel is proof of aGod.
• J!NX are the most badass consumer product company out there and their crack delivery team is great.

That’s about it really. I imagine there’s some more in there but I have a slue of posts coming in the next 45 minutes that should keep you satiated until the servers come back up. Elsewise you can always play another game or go to the Blizzard store and digitally download the Starcraft or Warcraft Battlechests and then proceed to slam your head into that for a bit. I’m very much digging the digital download thing because it’s cutting terribad devil companies out of the picture and driving to the nearest one here in Miami through the traffic is enough to give Jack Thompson a reason to claim gaming makes you violent.